Nipple Ring as National Security Threat
Via MSNBC: “A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.”
The woman gave a priceless quote: “The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.”
[Thanks to Some Geek in TN for the Twitter tip.]
PS: Something I learned today – sometimes the Google Street View team comes by taking photos while you’re filthy and bent over in your front yard installing that new flower bed, and you don’t notice them. Ahem.