The Bedtime Chronicles, Vol. 3
On occasion, I’ve written about my strange dreams and other odd nighttime happenings. Last night’s weird dream had real world consequences, though. I accidentally fell asleep on the couch, and was having a dream about arguing with my dad and delivering a martial arts-style kick to his chest just prior to awakening. This isn’t so odd in itself, as I received a punching bag for Christmas and my dad bears an uncanny resemblance to pre-plastic surgery Chuck Norris.
The strange part? The noise I was awakened by was the result of my having actually kicked a tall drinking glass on the nearby table. Glass shattered across the table, and flew onto the rug and wood floor. Other items suffered as well – I still can’t find the battery cover for the radio remote.
And that was the last unbroken tall drinking glass. I suppose I’ll have to get more, now.