Sex Store Etiquette
The T-Spot has your guide to not acting like an obnoxious idiot in your friendly local sex shop. My favorite bit of advice:
Do not screech, yell, scream or otherwise make loud, obnoxious noises, especially when accompanied with “OH MY GOD LOOOOOOOOK AT THIS THING!!!!! WHO WOULD STICK THAT UP THEIR BUTT?!?!?! HAHAHAH!” It’s really rude to the people beside you who *are* buying that toy, or the people around the corner who are totally into it. They’re not making fun of your sexual interests, so please do the same thing for them.
Most of the advice boils down to “don’t be rude.” If you can’t manage that, or prefer not to deal with other folks who can’t, you might try shopping online through outlets such as Smitten Kitten, Good Vibrations, or Babeland (formerly “Toys in Babeland”).