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Some People are Just Crazy

August 17, 2007

A dairy farmer in Maryland attempted to poison a woman he had gotten pregnant by spiking her soda with a hormone “given to cows in the breeding process to bring all cows in heat at the same time. It can also be used to stimulate an early term abortion in a heifer that gets pregnant too young or a cow that mates with an undesired bull.”

He apparently took the “why buy the cow” analogy a bit too far, and said he “didn’t mean to harm Tucker, just to cause her to miscarry” – he had wanted her to have an abortion. Right, because trying to poison somebody and force them to miscarry against their will isn’t really “harm.” Ugh.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. lmw permalink
    August 17, 2007 10:45 am


  2. missedconceptions permalink
    August 17, 2007 9:34 pm

    I am surprised that he was smart enough to figure out that the bovine hormones could cause miscarriage. He sounds like a real winner. Talk about mating with an “undesired bull” …

  3. August 25, 2007 4:49 pm

    This is utterly horrifying. I hope they lock him up in jail and throw away the jail.

  4. September 3, 2007 5:38 pm

    It is horrible. On the lighter side… Utterly? Hah no pun intended I’m sure. Still funny though

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