Some People are Just Crazy
A dairy farmer in Maryland attempted to poison a woman he had gotten pregnant by spiking her soda with a hormone “given to cows in the breeding process to bring all cows in heat at the same time. It can also be used to stimulate an early term abortion in a heifer that gets pregnant too young or a cow that mates with an undesired bull.”
He apparently took the “why buy the cow” analogy a bit too far, and said he “didn’t mean to harm Tucker, just to cause her to miscarry” – he had wanted her to have an abortion. Right, because trying to poison somebody and force them to miscarry against their will isn’t really “harm.” Ugh.