Pervy Dentist Makes up Total BS
October 17, 2007
A dentist was accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients. Said dentist wants to keep his license to practice and so is claiming (according to Fox) that the “chest massages” were necessary to relieve said patients of discomfort related to TMJ (which is a jaw problem, not a boob problem). Right. His lawyer says he “needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense.”
[found via Kevin MD]
That’s ridiculous. A neck or scalp massage might be very nice (although completely temporary – not something for your dentist to spend time on!), but a “chest massage” is not going to help at all.
Well of course his lawyer wants him to be able to keep seeing patients so he can pay for his defense. I’m sure attorneys representing drug dealers want them to be able to keep selling drugs so they can pay for their defense.