I’ll Pass
From Nashville Craigslist gigs:
French/ Topless Female Maid Wanted
Reply to: gigs-374875915@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-07-16, 6:38AM CDT
We are looking for a maid to come biweekly and clean a 3BR 2 BA 1600 square foot house in Sylvan Park. Qualified applicants would be capable of cleaning the house properly (this is the most important qualification) and ideally would be willing to do so in a French Maid Costume or topless. We are clean guys, we don’t leave dishes for weeks at a time or allow our bathrooms to be dirty, we just don’t have a lot of free time and it would be nice to have the house completely clean occasionally. Primary responsibilities would include dusting, mopping floors, dishes, vacuuming, and making beds. Laundry and cooking would be a plus but is not a must. We will be respectful of all applicants and anyone who we hire at all times. What we are willing to pay depends on what cleaning duties you are willing to do as well as what you are willing to clean in. You must be available on weekends or evenings and Sundays are preferred. Please reply with pay requirements, availability, what cleaning duties you will accept, and either a picture (does not have to be nude) or description of yourself. I will only respond to adds that include all information asked for.
Just what every little girl dreams of.
Wow. I can’t believe anyone had the balls to actually put this in written form.
You know, when I was kindergarden and had to write a few sentences on what I wanted to be when I grew up, this never, EVER crossed my mind. Ballerina? Sure! Doctor? Sweet! Topless maid? Not so much.
Elizabeth, they certainly don’t sell playsets for this particular aspiration! Unless French Maid Barbie counts…
They have a maid service that works here in New Orleans and also in Baton Rouge, that in addition to straight cleaning provides entertainment cleaning either in a maid’s costume, topless or even nude. The thing that surprised me is that they really do a good job of cleaning. They also have a no touching policy and a security team that sees to it. My wife got me a gift certificate. I got to watch and she got a clean house.
Sorry, forgot to say that they are called Got It Maid. (http://www.got-it-maid.net)